Bootiful!
That's bootiful!
Boo-boo-bootiful!
Have you ever wondered
Why Santa's cheeks are ruby red? Yeah
He's not jolly
He's off his head
Pull a cracker
Pull up a chair
Have some of this
It will remove your hair
Stuff the turkey
It's no time to fast
Enjoy this Christmas
It might be your last
Let's make this Christmas
One to remember
Let's stay drunk
From January 'til December
I'll stuff your stockings
With passion fruit
Yeah, loosen your tie
Get out of that suit
Stuff the turkey
It's no time to fast
Stuff the turkey
Enjoy this Christmas
It might be your last
It only comes but once a year
Stop drinking coffee and have a beer
Pull a cracker, pull up of a chair
No time to be sober
Just one long bender
Stuff the turkey
It's no time to fast
Stuff the turkey
Enjoy this Christmas
It might be your last
It might be your last
Yeah
Enjoy this Christmas
It might be your last